Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Knock Knock Who's there

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Fact: When you die, you can't eat ice cream!

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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