- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Men's rights

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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