- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

the sky is green no it is not

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Justin beiber's penis

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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