Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Knock Knock Who's there

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Massie is a fatass

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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