- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

quantum physics?

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

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