How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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men's rights activists

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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