What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both live underground apart from the eagle.

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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