- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

A guy walks into a bar

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

hi mom

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

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