- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Knock Knock Who did that?

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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