- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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