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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game