- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

Stop Iran! We need the money.

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