How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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