- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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