what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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