Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Flowers are colors Love me

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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