- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

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