- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Chickens are not smart enough to open a gate and avoid traffic at the same time!

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

3 guys are in a car crap manners and shut up.shut up is driving and crape falls out the window so manners goes and gets him. A cop pulls over shut up.he goes what's your name son?shut up.where's your manners boy?over there picking up crape.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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