- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

360 NO SCOPE

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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