JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WHAT'S THE ANSWER?! WHAT DO YAH MEAN YA DUNNO?!

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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Why can't february march Because april may

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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