Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

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Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What's brown an sticky Shit

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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