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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

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