So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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where's mom I killed her

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Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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You are joking right?

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

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