a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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A man did not like this site

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Anti Joke

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