- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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