what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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like this or you will die at some point in your life

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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So, im new at this site and i was wondering how do you make an anti joke?

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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