- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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