- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Knock knock Fuck off!

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

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