Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Your big dick.

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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