What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

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what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

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A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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