There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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