- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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