- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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