- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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