- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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