What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Jimmy Saville

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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