- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

knock knock? come in

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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