Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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TRICERATOPS!

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If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

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Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Why was the clown sad? Because he was found guilty of raping and murdering 33 young men, and sentenced to death for 12 of those murders by a jury of his piers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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A Jew buys something that is not on sale

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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