- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

A Chinese man fails a math test

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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