What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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time to spruce up!

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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