- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

Why can't february march Because april may

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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