What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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a man checks his mypsace

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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Burp

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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