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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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