Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

I'm so punny.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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