- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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