What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

Your big dick.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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