The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

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Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

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There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

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Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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