What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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