Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs because disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion).

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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