Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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