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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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