What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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