- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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