- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

What's 1+1? 69.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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