- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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