whats red and hard to eat a brick.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

A pope meets another one

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Guess what What

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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