How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

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Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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i saw amango it splootered

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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