What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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You are joking right?

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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