Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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