A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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