- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

dat shoe shine tho

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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