- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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