Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Seriosly. too much sex again?

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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