Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Fat? Jesse Z

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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What do you call two black men walking down a stairwell? Their names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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