- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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