How do you get a elephant in a fridge? You open the fridge and put it in. How do you get a Rhino in a fridge? You take the elephant out and then put the rhino in. All the animals in the animal kingdom are at a meeting, what animal isn't there? The rhino, his in the fridge. How do you cross a river full of alligators? Walk across the allligators are at the meeting.

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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a black man pays his child support

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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Doctor, doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Well I'm going to refer you to a mental institute and forward this meeting to a specialist due to the schizophrenic attitude and belief you have. However, I will have to ask you to come back in tomorrow or later today for further tests as to why you feel this way. This is highly abnormal and should be fixed immediately. Another further concerns please contact me asap.

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Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

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I asked her where you were.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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