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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

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