- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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