- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

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