- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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