knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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whats green and lives in the water

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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123 f*ck off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

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What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

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Q: What did hitler say to his generals? a: In a circumstance as the one we have found ourselves in. Eliminating our most threatening of enemies would be very logical. Unless they were of the superior race therefore, it may be frowned apon by our low ranked comrades. Causing another assasionation attempt on myself. So in conclusion I believe eliminating a rich and intelligent race far more superior than our own, would be the best way to go. So collect the Jews of Warsaw and we might have a chance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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