Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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race-car = rac-ecar

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why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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