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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

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A man and wife were having a vacation when suddenly the man falls to the floor and starts having a seizure. The woman screams "Oh my God, is there a doctor in the house?!" Then a doctor appears and helps the man with the appropriate method of handling a seizure. The doctor says everything is going to be okay.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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