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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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