- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

race-car = rac-ecar

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Yes

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

Stop driving smart cars you fags

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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