Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops