- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Flowers are colors Love me

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

If life gives you lemonade.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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