- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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